Sunday 11 August 2013

Message to the Seekers

We have the child. If you wish her return, we expect that of you which is named Strider to come as a hostage to the Dark. Skull Seeker, Cloaked Seeker, if you wish to see your daughter again, heed this message.

30 comments:

  1. "Spyre has a daughter?" was all I took from that.

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  2. ............I have a fucking kid?!?

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    1. Do you not remember your time in the Dark? Can you not remember your own child?
      ~H

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    2. ........get your own fucking account, Huginn.

      And I never had a ki-- oh fuck I had a kid.

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    3. Who the hell were you doing!!! and yes...I am on my way home
      -Strider

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    4. oh.....right......uh......Oops?
      -Strider

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    5. Oops? Oops!?!
      Are you fucking kidding?!?

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    6. Ummm, Strider, aren't you like twenty-five if not a lot older? And isn't she like fifteen? That is creepy as hell.

      Anyway, congratulations!

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    7. I'm eighteen now, thanks -_-

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    8. Yeah, but before you were still like... OK, never mind, I see I'm digging myself deeper with every tap of my keyboard. Good luck with the kid and stuff. Do you have a name for her?

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    9. Sanna....I am over 3000 years old or more, you are ALL alittle young....I cant be to stingy....oh and uh Ash....im going to be a minute got arested...
      -Strider

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    10. *sigh* you beat up another homeless person, didn't you?

      And her name is Erin.
      If you'll excuse me, I have to go cry in a corner.

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    11. Yes I did, I had a good reason.....he kept begging me..... and uh.....do you still have that uh... stain thing that removes stains?
      -Strider

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    12. Oh good lord....
      Yes, I still have it, though I'm going to need more at the rate you're going through it.

      How many times did you smash his head into the wall?

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    13. Um...37 times...he WAS still alive when I was Done...I did however throw him infront if the cop car when they came rushing up...killing him instantly
      -Strider

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    14. *sigh*
      Do I have to whack you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper?

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    15. Do I have to hang you upside down over the cliff with a really weak rope for two hours like last time? And I am three blocks away.
      -Strider

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    16. Oh lord no.
      And good, we'll finish this conversation once you're home.

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    17. Those homeless people...Always in the way. Anyways, congrats! -- Jack

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  3. Now when did THIS happen.....oh we are SO talking about this
    -Strider

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    1. I didn't do it! Maybe they've got us confused with some other Seeker couple?

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    2. List of things I planned for today; 1. Go to Coffee House 2. Get Coffee and relax 3. Go Home and Sleep. What I didn't expect; I GOING TO THE COFFEE SHOP YOU COME BACK WITH A KID!!!!!

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    3. Oh god...... Can you come home? I don't exactly want to discuss this for all the world to see.

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    4. Uh, so...

      Congratulations?

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  4. I always KNEW that you would end up with a kid, Ash! I KNEW!

    Um...tear the Shadows to pieces. Get your daughter back.

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    1. Strider and I are heading to the meet-up place today. We're supposed to hand Strider over without a fight and they'll give me Erin.

      And shut up.

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